2 more followers have run for the hills woohoo
Fanfiction and popular media has given me unrealistic expectations of coffee shops.
they need to make masturbation appreciation cards like
‘i know you weren’t physically here but thank you for inspiring my last 6 orgasms xoxo’
i just think it would be a nice gesture
Sometimes Sherlock wakes up to find John watching him sleep. He still gets shy when he sees it. Maybe even blushes a bit.
The Shining | 1981, Dir. Stanley Kubrick
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, (1969)
Goal: Lose at least three followers a day.
Galadriel was in a hurry, that’s all